Here are TODAY’s headlines courtesy of YOUR favorite RADIO SHOW (no, not The Herd) The Wheelhouse! I wonder if TIGER WOODS made today’s headlines…

Tiger Woods charged with…CARELESS DRIVING!
After a long investigation on the CAR ACCIDENT that famed golfer TIGER WOODS had this past Friday, the Florida Highway Patrol has charged him with…CARELESS DRIVING (wait, what? But TMZ said a DUI)! Woods face a $164 fine and four points against his license. $164 to Tiger = $1 to most of us.

Bobby Bowden retires after 34 seasons:
An era in College Football ended today as BOBBY BOWDEN announced his retirement from coaching at FLORIDA STATE after 34 years. After 44 total years coaching, Bowden has won a total of 388 games total while coaching at Samford, West Virgina and Florida State. JIMBO FISCHER will take over coaching at Florida State in 2010, Bowden will coach one more game for Florida State; whatever bowl game invites the SEMINOLES.

Allen Iverson possibly returning to the 76ers:
After it was reported that he was retired, it appears ALLEN IVERSON is returning to the 76ERS the earliest as this coming Monday night. Iverson and the Sixers met for over 2 hours discussing a potential comeback. Philly has offered him a one-year, non-guaranteed contract.

THANK GOD!
CHIP CARAY and TBS have agreed to part ways meaning we will not have to listen to Caray during the playoffs in 2010. Caray who was bashed by many internet outlets on his lack of announcing for the playoff games is done with the Turner Sports station.

Tiger’s new mistress = Tool Academy!
Another mistress of TIGER WOODS has come out of the woodwork as JAMIEE GRUBBS from Season 1 of the TOOL ACADEMY has said that her and Woods had over 20 sexual encounters & has the voicemail to prove it. US Weekly has announced that they have text messages as well and will be posting the voicemail on their website on Wednesday.
Join Bower & “The Sweet Nasty” Chris Cause LIVE tonight @ 8pm ET/5pm PT! On tonight’s edition of The Wheelhouse the boys discuss sports around the water cooler and begin the countdown of some of their favorite XMAS SONGS of ALL-TIME. We then dust off the ol’ soapbox and give Cause his chance to “vent” in this week’s edition of THE CAUSE RANT! Be there LIVE @ 8pm ET/5pm PT by CLICKING HERE: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thewheelhouse/2009/12/02/the-wheelhouse


